评论:恐怖& SyFy, 视频 —2012年8月15日,晚上9:39

REVIEW: 萨斯奎奇的尖叫声! (2011) + trailer

蒂姆·塔尔(Tim Tal)

在我们听到任何尖叫声之前,让’从头开始。那是1979年。朱莉(Scarlet Salem)和尼克(Donny Versiga)正在前往某个地方。

他们做什么’t know is that in the nearby woods, there is a wandering Sasquatch, who seems to have no other things to do but kill innocent people.

警长在湖边玩得开心,而他的副手似乎愿意接受一个大脚怪在树林里散步的想法,但他’s not sure.

Meanwhile, the Sasquatch continues to rip the heads (literally) off the tourists and local residents, until for some reason it decides to invade a house where Julie and Nick are staying. One of them will die, one of them will live to find out the secret of the sasqutach…

我没有使用“fast-forward”按钮,我实际上看了整部电影,整个90分钟“sasquatch madness”.

这部电影的故事几乎不存在。可能还可以将其减少到75-80分钟的运行时间。取而代之的是,这部电影拖累了很多人,这很无聊,因为预算太少(或者说是微预算)不允许史蒂夫·塞申斯(作家/导演)按照我们期望的方式招待我们。

尽管这部电影试图向那些70年代的大脚老电影致敬(实际上是在2010年拍摄的),但它几乎在每个层面上都失败了。仅用16m胶片拍摄所有这些划痕的效果就不足以覆盖痛苦的业余表演和平淡的情节。

和唐’甚至不让我开始“sasquatch” itself. Don’t get me wrong, I would rather have a 穿着西装的男人 play a Sasquatch than see a CGI monster, but this “man in a suit”必须至少像一个生物一样运动,而不是像他一样走路’s在当地酒吧喝了几杯啤酒!然后’s exactly how this Sasquatch walks.

说到尖叫…there aren’t any. Seriously. Throughout the whole film we a victim scream just once. The girl (supposedly frightened) is watching the Sasquatch tearing off the head of her boyfriend, and she doesn’尖叫,她也不跑!

The Sasquatch doesn’t scream as well –只是偶尔发出这些假冒的轰鸣声。说到声音–我很喜欢70年代的电影配乐。

电影没有’t allow you to care for any of the characters, be it human characters or the Sasquatch itself – they’re just too blank.

朱莉·塞勒姆(Julie Salem)是眼神的糖果,尽管演技不好,但她’s the only thing worth looking at in the whole film. Everyone else are just random characters, and the Sasquatch is just laughable.

虽然我’我会给你一点信用– in the end, “萨斯奎奇的尖叫声” managed to surprise me. I did not think it could be any worse, but it did. Steve Sessions threw this backwoods Sasquatch tale into a completely different direction.

因此,如果您真的是70年代顽固的大脚怪电影,那就去看看“Night of the Demon”(1980)。如果您只喜欢大脚怪电影,请查找“Abominable”(2006)。至于这轻弹–它甚至有一些裸露之处,但仍然无法娱乐您。不建议。

PS:封面上的女孩是色情女演员,她’s not in the film…

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